I sure hope I’m not wasting my life!
Read MoreThere is joy in efficient resource usage, like how I tie together this monstrously long essay with the thinnest of critical through-lines.
Read MoreThere’s more to it than Eyes Wide Shut. Let’s tell ourselves that.
Read MoreEvery three years a white male director aged 45-55 walks into a movie producer’s office and says “I want to re-make 2001: A Space Odyssey, but you know what? It’s a love story.”
Read MoreThere goes Mando, leaving his ship parked in the middle of nowhere with nobody guarding it. I wonder if there is any plot or thematic significance to this.
Read MoreUnlike Slate.com, I don’t play games with you. This post is exactly what the title says it is.
Read MoreMonsters, Inc. might be a good movie, but it is definitely a poorly run company.
Read MoreHow can one hope to be a legend when there’s 8,000 people on the internet demonstrating how much one sucks?
Read MoreEven the ones that are good.
Read MoreMusic school wasn’t about how to make music good. That part was, perhaps wrongly, assumed. No, music school is where you figure out whether music should be good. And that’s where it starts to get bad.
Read MoreWhite men, take heed: home-made charcuterie is ok, statutory rape is not. Pretty simple.
Read MoreAfter he sold Street Sharks, but before he appeared in a poster on my bathroom wall, Vin Diesel made a biopic about a hero mobster who rejects free legal advice from Peter Dinklage.
Read MoreWhite men in the mid-20th century wrote a lot of books about their dicks! That got published and celebrated! Today, those guys write for tv.
Read MoreSeinfeld came as close as it possibly could to reminding us that fuck it, we’re all going to die. In the meantime, what’s so bad about being stuck in a room with your three best friends, talking about shirts?
Read MoreWhat to think about some places in Europe, objectively.
Read MoreBy “Literally” I mean “Figuratively.” And by “You” I mean “I, because of my dad.”
Read MoreGreat ideas for movies about white men who learn stuff and make friends and have heart!
Read MoreNow you know what to think about jokes.
Read MoreThere has never been a good collage.
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